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To: sandintoes who wrote (17335)	12/14/2000 8:37:07 PM
From: TCGNJ	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 62549

Aghh........... This thread has gone completely dead ever since Dubya became POTUS-elect. Any liberals left out there?

To: sandintoes who wrote (17335)	12/14/2000 9:23:05 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one a Black guy and the other is a Jewish guy. They are sitting around drinking some beers, and they make a wager. They bet who can make love to their wife and make her scream the longest. They agree to return next week, and compare. Next week, they all arrive at the bar at the usual time with smiles on their faces. The Italian guy says, " I definitely won, I took my wife out to dinner, I bought her roses, I took her home and made love to her and she screamed for an hour." The black guy says, "Man, I got you beat. I cooked dinner for my wife, and for dessert I poured honey all over her and made love to her and she screamed for two hours" The Jewish guy states, " I got you both beat. I made love to my wife for 3 minutes, I pulled out, I wiped my smeckel on the curtains and she is still screaming!"