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To: Barney who wrote (17435)	12/20/2000 2:19:46 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

How would you fire Santa? Give him the sack... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved? Toys will be toys. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be? A Holly Davidson. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree? I really go fir you! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What did the grape say to the raisin? 'Tis the season to be jelly. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do elves put on their candy canes? Their tongues. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do penguins ride? Ice-Cycles. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do you call a snowman on roller blades? Snow mobile. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do you call the bells on Santa's sleigh? Kringle bells. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Krispy Kringle