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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (17464)12/23/2000 6:04:57 PM
From: arnold silver  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Murray Bernstein from the Bronx wins $10 million in the NY State lottery
so he and his wife buy this million dollar mansion out on Long Island replete with 2 live in maids, a gardener, a chauffeur, and a British butler and invite some friends over.
One of the guests asks the butler what his name is and the butler replies (Queen's English): "Well madam calls me shipwreck".
translated an old shit
The guest runs over to Murray and asks what kind of a name is shipwreck and Murray answers (thick Yiddish accent):

"Vats mit shipwreck ? He's de voist butler in da voild. Ve call him
SHTICK DRECK !"

translation, piece of shit



To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (17464)12/23/2000 10:58:18 PM
From: William H Huebl  Respond to of 62549
 
Gullible, yes, suprised, no!