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To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (17622)1/9/2001 11:49:14 AM
From: SteveJerseyShore  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
True Story!

A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows opened it wouldn't have been fatal but the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. He was "...a big man with a huge capacity for creating [this deadly gas].'' Three of the rescue workers got sick and one was hospitalized.



To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (17622)1/9/2001 1:26:46 PM
From: labestul  Respond to of 62549
 
I have been telling this joke (in a slightly different version) for at least the last 20 years. In my version the silent debate has a name and the joke is also known by that name which is ...

The Pantomime Theological Disputation

To me this name is half the fun!!