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To: Barney who wrote (18100)	2/12/2001 2:46:24 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62581

Drinking removes warts and dimples. Not from me, but from those I look at. - Jackie Gleason Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. - Zsa Zsa Gabor When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby, comedian

To: Barney who wrote (18100)	2/12/2001 10:06:01 AM
From: Richnorth	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62581

He said, "KILL ME FIRST." Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."