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To: Constant Reader who wrote (58828)2/21/2001 1:15:22 AM
From: Mac Con Ulaidh  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
 
Birthday???? OOPS. Is Walmart still open?



To: Constant Reader who wrote (58828)2/21/2001 1:54:27 AM
From: Thomas C. White  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
 
Dumdedumdedumdedum....

Just thought I would stop by to see how all the festivity and hooplah was revving up here…

What with nine trips to the Middle East in the last thirteen months, and the eternal voracity of appetite for the latest international thongwear on the part of the resident DAR threadminxes, I'm dropping off a few samples of these that I picked up somewhere along the way --

mitglied.tripod.de

What a turbo four on the floor sex kitten, huh? Trust me, this is shockingly risque in some circles. Usually you can't see their eyebrows. Tweeze sleaze.

Wrapped up a really nifty one for a present.

Okayokay, I know, this was a lot more jolly when I was traipsing off to Bangkok and Rio all the time. I'm trying really hard to get reassigned, what can I say??

Hmm...one, two, three...ten...twenty...thirty...forty...Allow me to make a suggestion. Ummm…dear me, how to put this...CR, if I were you, and I wished to avoid ritual disembowelment at the hands of an impossibly curvaceous jungle warfare specialist, I would discreetly remove a few of the candles from that cake. You have it seems quite lost the count, perhaps in the midst of a bout of overly enthusiastic Schadenfreude.



To: Constant Reader who wrote (58828)2/21/2001 7:11:34 AM
From: Rambi  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
 
CR! The place looks-- astounding!

So-festive! In a sort of jungle warfare meets funeral parlor kind of way.

And really, that 20-gun salute was lovely. I'm sorry I cried. It was the combination of Taps being played and X's lousy aim. A nerfball in the eye is quite painful.

And I'm sorry I didn't get to fully appreciate the wonderful billboard blowup before it was destroyed, but when I saw that huge threatening shape through the window, I just reacted and opened fire. It's a good thing you all were practicing your stop, drop and roll in preparation for the ritual lighting of the birthday candle forest fire.

And speaking of cakes, I just bet our new Italian chef did this one! It's adorable! I've never seen a cake shaped like a giant head of garlic before!

I suppose you don't know this but the CD Freddy sent me for my birthday is
A requiem
I kid you not.
I'm sure he didn't realize it.



To: Constant Reader who wrote (58828)2/21/2001 10:34:38 AM
From: epicure  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Oh dear
and I was someone who went to bed
I'm sorry
And I have these little soap party favors to give out
see- they are Rmabi in silhouette with her ouzi
they are named "Ode to Gummi"- smell.

See? they smell just like Rambi's gummi bears.