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To: Mephisto who wrote (18367)	3/8/2001 2:02:02 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 62592

Did you know that it is a medically proven fact that people with the most birthdays live the longest?

To: Mephisto who wrote (18367)	3/8/2001 6:57:07 AM
From: Oral Roberts	Respond to of 62592

Did I miss the punch line in that post or are you weary of talking to yourself on the Impeach thread and you are now going to enlighten us folks that are just looking for a laugh? A guys walks into a bar where there is loud music playing. He spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approaches her. He says "Would you like to dance?" and she replies "I really don't like this song. And even if I did I wouldn't dance with you." To which the guy replies "I don't think you heard me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants."