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To: Tony McFadden who wrote (19073)	5/9/2001 2:55:50 AM
From: elmatador	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62576

A catholic girl goes to the church to confess: She tells the priest: "Father I have sinned" "What was your sin?" "Well father I went to the movies with my boyfriend and he asked me to put my hand inside his pants . I did and hold his penis." "Oh, that is very serious", says the priest. "You go pray ' Hail Mary' five times and wash you hand with the holy water basin. As the girl finishes his prayer she was about to wash her hands when the girl just have finished confessing comes to her. And asks: "What is you penitence for your sins?" "I had to pray 'Holy Mary' five times and wash my hands here in the holy water." "Oh, please -says the secong girl- go to the bathroom and wash you hands in the normal water before doing that because I have to wash my mouth on the holy water afterwards."