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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tomato who wrote (19388)	6/5/2001 3:12:24 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

SOUTHERN SAYINGS... 1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." 2. "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch." 3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 4. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed." 5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm." 6. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs." 7. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull." 8. "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining." 9. "He's as country as cornflakes." 10. "This is gooder'n grits." 11. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor." 12. "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."