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To: norm chin who wrote (19392)6/5/2001 8:36:33 AM
From: John Freeman  Respond to of 62569
 
Love it
all this from alittle bit of uran, imagine if it was a 24 of mikilobe light!
later
john
OJ

Two guys were standind in a earninal....
one said to the other
How muck does a greek earn..
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you've probbably herd it....



To: norm chin who wrote (19392)6/5/2001 11:00:09 AM
From: Tomato  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62569
 
Miami (AP): Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David announced today that they will reassemble the cast of Seinfeld for one new episode to be entitled, "The Thread Nazi." It may feature a newly discovered talent named Norm Chin who is famous as an on-line poster on Silicon Investor with no sense of humor and who tries to police the thread to inflict his taste on others.
"I used to enjoy reading the Laughter thread on Silicon Investor, but this guy is ruining it. Norm is just clueless," said Seinfeld. "Maybe we'll have him star as himself and have him be a closet necrophiliac, since he has such a thing about death jokes.

"I do wish he'd discover the PM feature and leave us to read the jokes instead of his harangues. He doesn't even have the good taste to post an obligatory joke when he bitches and moans and insults this Tomato character, who is kind of funny at times. I like Tomato's Nepal jokes. Maybe I'll have him work on the script with Larry and me."

OJ:

Before their demise, the King and Prince of Nepal were having an argument over the Prince's fiance.

"She's one of those people who go with westerners up Mount Everest. She sleeps with them overnight. What do you call those people? Whores?"

The Prince looked disdainfully at the King and said, "Sure pa."



To: norm chin who wrote (19392)6/5/2001 2:25:21 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
Leave your stepping stones behind, something calls for you.
Forget the dead you've left, they will not follow you.
Strike another match, go start anew
And it's all over now, Baby Blue.

(Robert Zimmerman)



To: norm chin who wrote (19392)6/5/2001 2:28:45 PM
From: The Rabbit  Respond to of 62569
 
topfive.com

I hope you find this funny. If not, I'm sorry (for what, I won't say)