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To: Ish who wrote (19844)	7/15/2001 10:38:40 PM
From: Fred McCutcheon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

A city boy had bought a country place and wanted some animals on it. So he bought a cow from a farmer down the road. As he tried to lead the cow home, it refused to move. The farmer said he had just the thing for it. He came out with two red pills and said to give the cow one as a suppository and she would move right along. The city boy said "Why two pills?" The farmer said "You'll be wanting to keep up with her, won't you?" Fred

To: Ish who wrote (19844)	7/17/2001 10:15:38 PM
From: Colleen M	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62567

A C-141 cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out. When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Thule, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"