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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Selectric II who wrote (20263)	8/23/2001 12:54:11 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

If you want to cut down on the number of relatives who are hanging around, borrow money from the rich ones and lend money to the ones who are poor. You will never see any of them again." - Anon.

To: Selectric II who wrote (20263)	8/23/2001 2:31:09 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62552

First dirty joke I recall (besides "a horse fell in the mud") was the one about Bowels the Indian (should that be Bowels the Native American now? [g]). The white men try to run him out of town and he rides through town defiantly shouting, "Bowels no move!" The town doc hears him and gives him a laxative. He keeps riding through town shouting, "Bowels no move! Bowels no move!" Finally the dr. gives him an elephant laxative and the next time the Indian come into town he shouts, "Bowels gotta move! Teepee full of shit!" Anyone else have a first dirty joke they want to tell?