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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (21072)	10/31/2001 9:03:28 AM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62592

> > What to do if you happen upon a peace rally led by stupid naive > > hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is needed: > > > > 1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying > > there should be, "no retaliation." > > > > 2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate. > > > > 3) When he says "No," ask "Why not?" > > > > 4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, " Because that would just > > cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more > > violence." > > > > 5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can. > > > > 6) When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake > > and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and > > he should not cause more violence." > > > > 7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional > > violence. > > > > 8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time > > > > Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is > > necessary to punch back.