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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: CharleyMike who wrote (21532)	12/8/2001 11:21:53 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62558

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker, and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book ... It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary! 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well it really chilled her mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen---just vending machines and a large trash can. 12. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid." 13. I'm so depressed... My Dr. refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. 14. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, Will!? What will? I'm making a list of the people I wanna bite." 15. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

To: CharleyMike who wrote (21532)	12/8/2001 2:41:41 PM
From: haqihana	Respond to of 62558

charley, What problems?? I didn't post anything that was far from a joke. I have been reading the jokes on this thread for over 3 years. Where have you been? Who is the "Johnny come lately"? If you had the sense that God gave a jack ass, you would know that I have not posted on any thread for quite some time, until this little foray. You're still dumber than a stump, and always will be. I should not be so mean to you. Some people just cannot help being stupid. I will say again, since this is a joke thread, I will no longer post anything that is not a joke, unless you continue to ignore the premise of this thread. It appears that there are a couple more posts that I must acknowledge, and I am through. The ball is in your court. If you continue, you are the trouble maker, as usual. Some pricks never change, even if they have ears.