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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21616)	12/12/2001 12:57:05 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62549

Midseason tv program changes: NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30 Girlfriends 9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends 9:30 My Gay Friends 10:00 Friends You Wish You Had But Never Will and Grace FOX 8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain 8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape 9:00 Jiggle It Beach 9:30 LA Chicks 10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode WB 8:00 7th level of Hell 8:30 Gittin' Yo Freak On 9:00 Me & My Psychic 9:30 Kids Suck The Darndest Things 10:00 Dawson's Clothes PUBLIC ACCESS 8:00 Blurry Steve 8:30 Inaudible City Council Meeting 9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line? Hello? 9:30 The Best Of Lunch Menus 10:00 My Friend Made This Short Film E! 8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills 8:30 John Belushi: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills 9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills 9:30 River Phoenix: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills 10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills LIFETIME 8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters? 9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman Husband in Self-Defense 10:00 The Child Who Disappeared While Mom Surfed the Net TNN 8:00 Well, I'll Be Covered in Marshmallow Sauce and Dipped in Lard. 9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae 9:30 Sheeeeeeee-ewt! 10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get the Rifle From the Truck CINEMAX 8:00 Bare Ambition (Tanya Roberts) 8:30 Naked Exposition (Traci Lords) 9:00 Body Of Nudity (Dana Plato) 10:00 Unclothed Anguish (Joyce DeWitt)

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21616)	12/12/2001 1:29:19 PM
From: david james	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Ancient sailors used testicles to navigate A meteorologist says ancient navigators dragged their testicles in the sea to find out where they were. Penehuro Lefale argues seafarers wanted to test the temperature of the water to see how far away from land they were. They apparently judged this by checking how much their scrotums tightened. He told an international conference in Samoa: "If their testicles shrank they knew they were moving away from land." ananova.com (I suspect this works a lot better for the Samoans than it would for the Eskimo navigators)