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To: Ian@SI who wrote (21641)	12/13/2001 3:18:12 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Signs your church has sold out to corporate sponsors. - Nike "swoosh" on the cross - Communion now sponsored by Welch's Grape Juice - Taco Bell's talking dog now reading announcements - In Christmas play, Joseph seen drinking can of Coke. - Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench - Personal pew licenses now sold - Baptismals include dolphin show from Sea World - Statue of Moses seen holding keys to a Jeep - The 12 disciples replaced by Disney characters - Scripture verses brought to you by Windows XP - Pastor doing subliminal product messages during sermon - Choir members wear Dockers - There is a credit card swiper on the collection plate - Offering envelopes bearing Visa or Mastercard emblems on them - Wednesday night suppers sponsored by KFC - Sunday morning televised services sponsored by the FOX network - Church vans traded in for Ford Broncos - Church bell chimes to the tune of the NBC chimes - Sunday bulletins with the CNN logo - Free Perrier at all baptism