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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (22048)	1/13/2002 8:24:22 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

what retirement really means When Charles De Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British Ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame De Gaulle. "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years, Madame?" "A penis," replied Madame De Gaulle. A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer and no one knew quite what to say next. Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'"