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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Ian@SI who wrote (22049)	1/13/2002 8:37:29 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62559

Osama Bin Laden found an old bottle in one of the caves where he was hiding and picked it up. He rubbed the dust from, it and suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, I am here to grant you one wish?" "Begone, bitch. Do you not know who I am ? I don't need a lowly woman giving me anything'" barked Bin Laden. The genie pleaded "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle never to come forth again." Osama thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he said "Oh, very well. I desire to awake in the morning with three white women in my bed. Now, just do it !" And giving the genie an evil glare, he screamed "Now leave me alone, worthless whore of a camel !" The highly annoyed genie said "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle. The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no health insurance.!