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To: Barney who wrote (22394)2/5/2002 6:21:31 AM
From: Doug Coughlan  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62558
 
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem.
How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
he elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."