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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (22960)	3/19/2002 9:24:00 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

What Does Your Dad Do? At the first day of school in Houston the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living. The first little girl said" "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman." The next little boy said "I'm Andy and my dad is a mechanic." Then one little boy says "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men!" The teacher gasped and quickly changed the subject, but later in the school yard she approached Jimmy privately and asked if what he said was really true. Jimmy blushed and said "I"m sorry, but my dad is an auditor for Arthur Anderson, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."