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To: Barney who wrote (23834)6/14/2002 1:22:42 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62550
 
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."

The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"

The man answers, "Well Your Honor, one story is, "I have a headache" and the other story is "It's that time of the month."