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To: Barney who wrote (24369)8/12/2002 8:49:02 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62552
 
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5 iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor.

The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?";
"Yes"
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The man stifles a sob, drops the club, and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?";
"I don't know. Five, six, seven.....Put me down for a five"


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