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To: Barney who wrote (25299)	10/30/2002 9:26:34 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62592

One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, "You have crabs". She informed the doctor that it could not be crabs because she was an eighty-year-old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, "You probably have crabs." "No" she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin." Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it's crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can't be crabs." The doctor said, "Jump on the table and let's have a look." After examining her the doctor proclaimed, "Ma'am, you're right, you don't have crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies."

To: Barney who wrote (25299)	10/30/2002 9:52:44 AM
From: Percival 917	Respond to of 62592

Heard another variation where the other object in the bag was multiple orgasms.

To: Barney who wrote (25299)	10/30/2002 3:03:08 PM
From: sandintoes	Respond to of 62592

Just Jewish Jokes... Sign over a urinal in a bathroom at the Hebrew University; "The future of the Jewish people is in your hands." My mother is a typical Jewish mother. Once she was on jury duty...... they sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty. Shul committees should be made up of three people, two of whom should be absent at every meeting. Any time a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. " " I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays. " "Don't be humble; you are not that great." "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something." "The time is at hand when wearing a prayer shawl and a skull cap will not bar a man from the White House, unless of course, the man is Jewish." Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York, you're Jewish. But, if you live in Butte, Montana you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.