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To: Neeka who wrote (25729)12/5/2002 5:16:05 AM
From: elepet  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !



To: Neeka who wrote (25729)12/5/2002 12:22:29 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
 
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a
90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's
house later that night, she seemed upset.

"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.

"I had to slap his face three times!"

"You mean he got fresh?"

"No," she answered...

"I thought he was dead!"


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