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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (25892)12/19/2002 10:54:06 AM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62550
 
I wonder if that cost them extra? :^)



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (25892)12/19/2002 3:25:11 PM
From: David Lawrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62550
 
One large veggie lovers pizza... with extra floss, please.



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (25892)12/21/2002 1:51:00 AM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62550
 
Subject: Govt statistics

Think about this:

a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept.of Health & Human Services)

Then think about this:

a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner .0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than Gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (25892)12/21/2002 2:06:09 AM
From: Selectric II  Respond to of 62550
 
If they ordered a pizza with "everything," they're out of court on summary judgment. <g>