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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: lifeisgood who wrote (26018)	12/30/2002 1:12:15 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62572

Excuse me...can someone direct me to the joke thread?...I must be lost - is this the engineering thread or something? OJ (OJ stands for obligatory joke, hint, hint) There was a man who worked in a pickle factory who had a very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. The desire went on for years until he could no longer stand it, and decided to seek professional help for this odd infatuation of his. He spent a few months seeing a shrink, and the doc finally gave up and told the man that since his desire was so powerful, he should go ahead and put his penis in the pickle slicer. The shrink concluded that the only way for the man to get over his odd desire was to give in to it. The man gladly agreed and decided he would do it the next day at work. The next day the man came home from work about 11 AM. His wife was very worried and asked him why he was home from work so early. He explained to her for the first time his long-standing desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He further explained that he had given in to his desire today. The wife gasped and ran over to him, yanked down his pants and briefs, only to see his member perfectly normal and intact. She looked back up and said, "I don't understand ... what happened to the pickle slicer?" "I think she got fired too."