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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (26246)	1/16/2003 1:28:29 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62555

1) "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." * Robin Williams 2) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." * Dave Barry 3) "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" * Marilyn Pittman 4) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." * Bob Ettinger 5) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." * Paula Poundstone