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To: The Rabbit who wrote (26716)2/17/2003 1:40:48 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Respond to of 62549
 
Dutch artist to marry herself
ananova.com

A Dutch artist is to marry herself to show people how much she loves the different sides of her character.

Jennifer Hoes, 29, has ordered a complete wedding party, wedding dress and marriage certificate.

She told Haarlem's Dagblad newspaper: "I want to celebrate with others how much I'm in love with myself."

She says she regards the wedding as a reward for her years of struggle between the emotional and business sides of her character.

Ms Hoes said: "Finally I managed to unite these conflicting parts of my character, and I find it most logical that it results in a wedding."

An alderman of the city of Haarlem has agreed to act as registrar, although the wedding will not be registered officially in the books.

Ms Hoes said she doesn't rule out a more conventional wedding at some stage in the future.

"But I will never divorce myself. I don¹t want to become emotionally dependent from another for not being in balance with myself. This marriage is really for better or for worse," she added.



To: The Rabbit who wrote (26716)2/17/2003 1:54:48 PM
From: Canuck Dave  Respond to of 62549
 
Gee, how come we don't see Jesse Ventura jokes?

I mean, the guy is pretty funny looking. On the other hand, he speaks a lot of sense and isn't obviously either cynically corrupt or a front man for really rich dudes who just want to get richer.

OJ: Speaking of rich people who can only envisage more of the same, Henry Miller summed it up neatly.

"What makes money make money?"

CD



To: The Rabbit who wrote (26716)2/17/2003 3:43:43 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
 
Why did the Rabbit cross the road?

Nobody knows. After all, who knows why Rabbits do anything?