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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (26861)	2/25/2003 9:38:16 PM
From: TigerPaw	Read Replies (8) \| Respond to of 62549

Shall we call a cease fire, LOL, keep posting and maybe you'll actually post something funny. Jag had a good one. OJ George W. Bush and his wife are taking their campaign to bomb Iraq to a small texas town. As they go by a construction site one of the construction workers stops and calls out to the woman. "What's new, Laura?" "Why, it's nice to see you again Larry," the woman replies. She turns to introduce her husband to the construction worker, and they speak for several minutes. After the POTUS and his Mrs. continue on, W turns to his wife to ask how she knows him. "Oh," she said. "We went together in high school. I even thought about marrying him." Junior began to laugh. "You don't realize how lucky you are. If I hadn't come along, today you would be the wife of a construction worker!" The wife replied without hesitation, "Not really. If I had married him, he'd now be the President!"