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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (26874)	2/25/2003 9:52:08 PM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

There is some talk of Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien going to Baghdad to sort out this mess. Imagine the meeting... JC "Hey dere Monsieur Saddam, how it going eh? You got trouble wit dat George Bush. Me too. He pressing my nerve over sofwood lumber an put a tarfiff on us eh." SH "Tariq?" JC "Non I tink it was Tariff, mebbe dat is his brudder eh?" SH "I didn't know Tariq had a brother." JC "By da way I see you smokin a Cuban Cigar das wat probably make dem American so mad eh." SH "My cigar is not a weapon of mass destruction." JC "Well I hope you doan do what President Clinton do with your cigar..." SH "You can do that with a cigar?" JC " Of course me, I never try dat but perhaps when I get back to Ottawa... but never mine dat what we goana do habout Bush eh?" SH " I will defeat him with a Canadian secret weapon of mass destruction ... if you will sell me Canada's secret weapon." JC " I have dat weapon outside. It coss Canada 1 billion to design this weapon and it will save Iraq from Bush and Bush from Iraq. Jus you wait an see. It will make even the UN appy!" SH "Ok President Chretien, Iraq must have this weapon we will pay 1 billion." JC "Hokay Dokey I will 'ave my aide bring in the weapon that will disarm Iraq to da complete satisfaction of the President George. Ere is dat weapon." SH "Who is zis man?" JC "Dis is not a man dis is Canada's answer to weapon control. For 1 billion dollar I 'ave sold you Allan Rock. Dat is what we 'ave spens and the American no longer consider Canada a treat. A good Liberal solution from Canada on how to deal wit weapons." Oh Canada.