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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (26916)	2/28/2003 9:16:46 AM
From: hcm1943	Respond to of 62549

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows, they have never tried it. The French have just ordered a new national flag. It's a white cross on a white background. Why did the French plant trees on the Champs Elysées? So the Germans could march in the shade. Where do you find 60 million French jokes? In France. What's the difference between a Wonderbra and the French World Cup squad? Wonderbra has decent support - and a cup. What is the difference between Frenchmen and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast. Define confusion. Father's Day in Paris. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? To say "I surrender" in German, Vietnamese and Arabic. Why don't the French like the fireworks at Disneyland Paris? Because every time they go off, people start trying to surrender. Why do the French eat snails? It gives them speedier reactions. When East and West Germany got back together it's rumored that there were talks to relocate the capital city . . . . . . back to Paris.