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To: Barney who wrote (27963)5/21/2003 10:56:45 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Bernie passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

Someone called 911.

The paramedics arrived, helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said.

"My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower."


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