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To: haqihana who wrote (28162)	6/11/2003 11:15:30 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is entering and the other is leaving. What are their nationalities? A: Simple! The first is Russian and the second is Finnish.

To: haqihana who wrote (28162)	6/11/2003 1:26:21 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

You've already gone crying to the SI police once I did? When was that? You socialists post on this thread all the time without the obligatory joke... No oversimplified generalizations there... and you're certainly not talking about me... you guys get all weepy eyed, and upset. Piss on you all. Pot. Kettle. Yes, I'm liberal, and I very much enjoyed Lazarus's recent Democrat jokes. It is you who cannot appreciate humor if it disagrees with your philosophy (a subtle skill, you may understand someday). I am nominating you for the next Darwin award Is that supposed to be a threat? Or a wish? Now I know why they have to add "compassionate" to "conservative"; folk like you make people realize how short folk like you are on that quality. OJ ==== from www.topfive.com The Top 15 Rejected Department of Homeland Security Slogans 15> Homeland Security: Taste the Rainbow 14> We're Watching You, Commie 13> So Many Colors, So Little Time 12> We'll Watch Over You Like a Big Brother 11> The Stealthy, Sneaky, Privacy-Invading Alert-Issuing Hide-Under-Your-Bed-While-Bush-Bombs-Iraq Agency 10> Now With 20 Percent Fewer Constitutional Freedoms! 9> Don't Be Afraid of a Terrorist Iraqi -- Just Move to Canada and Learn to Play Hockey! 8> Pay No Attention to the Economy Behind the Curtain! 7> Orange You Glad We Didn't Say "Red"? 6> Whoa, That Bill Clinton Sure Was a Randy Son of a Gun! 5> Dude, Where's Your Duct Tape? 4> Be Prepared. Wear Brown Pants. 3> Now With Color-Coded Garanimals Threat Charts! 2> Shhhh!!! We're Hunting Wabbits. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected Department of Homeland Security Slogan... 1> Holy Shit!! What Was THAT!!!???