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To: Tomato who wrote (28164)6/11/2003 1:13:41 PM
From: Ian@SI  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Lesson in Worms

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.



To: Tomato who wrote (28164)6/11/2003 2:11:45 PM
From: Lazarus_Long1 Recommendation  Respond to of 62549
 
LOL!

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.

Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: “Justice prevailed.”

The senior partner replied in haste, “Appeal immediately.”