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To: TigerPaw who wrote (28829)	7/30/2003 2:33:38 PM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62593

TP, How about telling a joke as opposed to being one...

To: TigerPaw who wrote (28829)	7/30/2003 3:24:18 PM
From: Knighty Tin	Respond to of 62593

TP, The Onions take on Udai and Qusai is that, to win the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people, we are actually showing them the hearts and minds of Iraqi people. <G>

To: TigerPaw who wrote (28829)	7/31/2003 1:30:04 AM
From: Tadsamillionaire	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62593

A FEW INTELLECTUAL TAUNTS AND INSULTS >> >> "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." >> -Stephen Bishop >> >> "He is a self-made man & worships his creator." >> - John Bright >> >> "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." >> -Winston Churchill >> >> "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." >> -WinstonChurchill >> >> "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." >> -Irvin S. Cobb >> >> "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great >> pleasure." >> - Clarence Darrow >> >> "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the >> dictionary." >> - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) >> >> "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" >> - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) >> >> "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading >> it." >> - Moses Hadas >> >> "His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open." >> - Howard Hughes (about Clark Gable) >> >> "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." >> -Samuel Johnson >> >> "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." >> - Paul Keating >> >> "He had delusions of adequacy." >> - Walter Kerr >> >> "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." >> -Jack E. Leonard >> >> "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." >> - Abraham Lincoln >> >> "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." >> -GrouchoMarx >> >> "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." >> - Robert Redford >> >> "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human >> knowledge." >> - Thomas Brackett Reed >> >> "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by >diligent >> hard work, he overcame them." >> - James Reston (about Richard Nixon)