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To: haqihana who wrote (28950)8/6/2003 2:51:02 PM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
*******OFF TOPIC*******

haqihana, Maybe using the header *OFF TOPIC* (as shown above) before your post would show some courtesy to those that come to this thread for humor...



To: haqihana who wrote (28950)8/6/2003 6:31:32 PM
From: Ish  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
Haqi, I remember you posting about parallel parking. I bet you had to do a lot of it using 3 pedals.



To: haqihana who wrote (28950)8/6/2003 8:36:08 PM
From: The Rabbit  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62569
 
I am as much the final authority as you are, so don't give me that given your history.

If I could find any new, and funny, jokes I would be posting them.

I notice that doesn't stop you from posting here, in the humor thread, anyway...

I admit to having posted (mostly in response to your rantings) without including a joke, but I will endeavor to remember one each time in the future. My hope is that you pledge the same. This is, after all, and not a PM thread.

OJ (And I believe haqi would personally enjoy attending #17)
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From topfive.com

The Top 20 Concert Lineups We'd Like to See

20> Ben Folds 5/Cardigans

19> Suicidal Tendencies/The Fall/Pavement/Wham!/Pulp

18> Lords of the New Church/Jesus Jones: Kool-Aid presents the
Guyana Relief Tour

17> Talking Heads/Simple Minds

16> The Dixie Chicks/Bush

15> Red Hot Chili Peppers/Flaming Lips/Hole

14> XTC/Morphine/Jane's Addiction

13> The Beatles/The Crickets/Adam Ant/Black Flag

12> Dolly Parton/Mountain

11> No Doubt/Gorillaz/Blow Monkeys/Better Than Ezra

10> Phish/Taco

9> Nickelback/Quarterflash/50 Cent/Johnny Cash/Eddie Money:
Dollarpalooza

8> Loverboy/Supertramp/The Motels/The Police

7> Yes/No Doubt

6> Bush/America/Asleep at the Wheel/Ludacris

5> The Carpenters/Tool/Hammer/Nine Inch Nails: The Handyman Tour

4> Jesus Jones/Nine Inch Nails

3> Korn/Hole: The Last Exit Tour

2> Meatloaf/Korn/Cake: The Swanson's Hungry Man Tour

(edit: I'd add Bread and Wavy Gravy for a nice open-face venue)

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Concert Lineup We'd Like to See...

1> Matchbox Twenty/Firehouse/Great White