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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jagfan who wrote (29402)	9/25/2003 9:55:16 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62558

I was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, I lost my wallet with all identification. Cutting my trip short, I attempt to make my way home but was stopped by a Customs agent at our border. "May I see your identification, please?", asks the agent. "I'm sorry Sir, but I lost my wallet", I replied. "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border", says the agent. "But I can prove that I'm an American!" I exclaimed. "I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one ass cheek and a picture of George W. Bush on the other." "This I gotta see", replies the agent. With that, I drop my pants and bend over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!", exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Massachusetts." "Thanks", I said, "but how did you know I was from Massachusetts?" The agent replies, "I saw the picture of Ted Kennedy in the middle."