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To: Joe Lyddon who wrote (29489)	10/9/2003 3:35:01 PM
From: honjohn007	Respond to of 62568

lol Good one,sounds like it describes me to a tee.

To: Joe Lyddon who wrote (29489)	10/9/2003 6:45:39 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62568

Questions from the Deep Zone... Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same? When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"? Why is there a road sign that says "Braille Institute, Next Exit"? Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the difference between here and there? If procrastinators had a club would they ever have a meeting? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

To: Joe Lyddon who wrote (29489)	10/9/2003 7:04:08 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62568

The Devil tells a salesman, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any salesman alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest salesman that ever lived." "Well," says the salesman, "what do I have to do in return?" The Devil smiles, "Well, of course you have to give me your soul," he says, "but you also have to give me the souls of your children, the souls of your children's children and, as a matter of fact, you have to give me the souls of all your descendants throughout eternity." "Wait a minute," the salesman says cautiously, "What's the catch?"

To: Joe Lyddon who wrote (29489)	10/9/2003 8:37:20 PM
From: Tadsamillionaire	Respond to of 62568

Jeff and Mike were in an accident, and killed instantly. Upon Jeff's arrival to the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter. "Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked. St. Peter replies, "Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven." Jeff was bothered by this and asked, "Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure he is OK?" So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous sexy blonde in a bikini, and a keg of beer. "I don't mean to complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell," says Jeff. "It's not as it appears to be," says St. Peter. "You see, the keg has a hole in it, and the blonde doesn't."