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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Knighty Tin who wrote (29638)	10/27/2003 5:19:21 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

"You Know You Work In Corporate America If:" You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. The company logo on your badge is drawn on a post-it note. When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie. You get really excited about a 2 percent pay raise. You learn about your layoff on CNN. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet. Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined. You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive. It's dark when you drive to and from work. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. "Communication" is something your group is having problems with. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.