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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Guardian who wrote (29787)	11/13/2003 7:16:41 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we`d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $ 80,000and your mother just lost her job. There`s no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your bedroom last night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I`ll be damned if I`m staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f*cking bike!"