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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: William H Huebl who wrote (29818)	11/17/2003 4:52:54 PM
From: TigerPaw	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 62558

A Republican Pioneer fundraiser ventured out to explain the new GOP fund raising policy to a wealthy pidgeon. <font color=maroon>"You can't lose"</font>, he explains, <font color=maroon>"You give a bunch of money for your local race and we will kick back plenty your way after the election to make up for it".</font> <font color=navy>"It sounds good"</font>, said the potential benefactor, <font color=navy>"but what if my local candidate loses?"</font>. <font color=maroon>"Don't worry you're covered, The state GOP will guarentee enough contracts for you to make a tidy profit"</font>. <font color=navy>"I'd like my share of that loot, but with all the mistakes lately the GOP could lose control of the state government"</font>. <font color=maroon>"Not a problem!"</font>, cooed the party money man, <font color=maroon>"Every bit of patronage is personally vouched by the Bush/Cheney committee itself"</font>. <font color=navy>"But,,But what if they lose?</font>" <font color=maroon>"Then you lose your money!, but it would be worth it, wouldn't it?"</font>