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To: TigerPaw who wrote (30040)	12/8/2003 12:09:36 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62551

Anger Management..your anger style. Caution - language: quizilla.com

To: TigerPaw who wrote (30040)	12/8/2003 1:19:14 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

Only in the world of computers could the #1 team in the country get SPANKED and retain #1; #2 DESTROYS their opponent and drops to #3, out of the "official" championship game. Gotta love that BCS. And that, my friends, is the joke. I vote for playoffs.

To: TigerPaw who wrote (30040)	12/9/2003 11:26:44 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62551

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"