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To: Barney who wrote (30193)	12/27/2003 1:49:26 PM
From: Carolyn	Respond to of 62549

The Operative received a call from a somewhat irate and very worried Pacific Islander who it seems needed some urgent marriage guidance. The call went like this: Telecom: How may we help you? Customer: I haff a big problem with my phone bill. My wife, she think I haffing an affair! Telecom: Okay Sir, and how can we help you with this? Customer: My bill haff all these calls to Salulah and my wife think I haffing an affair with this woman, but I never heard of her before. I need to trace these calls please. Telecom: Sir, I'm sorry but the bill won't actually tell you the name of the person you're calling, just their number. Customer: This one is. Telecom: What phone do you have, Sir? Customer: A mobile. I tell you this. Telecom: No, Sir, what make? What do you have in your hands? Customer: An erection. After a moment's silence, the gallant Telecom worker continued. Telecom: Um, sir? Could you spell that for me? Customer: For sure - E..R..I..C..S..S..O..N. Erection. Another moment's silence from Telecom, and suddenly the penny dropped. Telecom: Sir? Can you spell Salulah for me? Customer: For sure. C..E..L..L..U..L..A...R. Salulah. The end of the conversation was unfortunately not reported.

To: Barney who wrote (30193)	12/28/2003 12:11:20 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62549

Oops, you forgot the Valley Springs, CA Barbie...this one comes from a resident: This toothless and tattooed Barbie can be found at the corner of Hwy 12 & 26 Taco Stand selling tie-dye shirts, bandanas and purses. She comes complete with a joint hanging from her mouth, dredlocks and screams obscenities when jobless Ken staggers past her with some bar-fly floozie picked up the night before at the Valley Inn. This special set comes with 6 time state-bar failure attorney and food stamps.