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To: Shawn M. Downey who wrote (30755)	2/25/2004 8:45:49 AM
From: Fast Eddie	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62558

Hey DoucheBag, take this shit to the political threads! Eddie OJ Shawns's nick should be changed to Goffaq Yussef!

To: Shawn M. Downey who wrote (30755)	2/25/2004 1:06:07 PM
From: Guardian	Respond to of 62558

WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE? This question has been posed by environmental groups: If Jesus were walking the earth today, what car would he drive if he got tired of walking? One theory holds that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." Dodge pickup trucks were also popular in heaven's carpool, as evidenced by the warning to Moses' followers not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." But most scholars agree that Jesus favored Honda, since it is written that, following his lead, "The Apostles were in one Accord."