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To: Barney who wrote (31021)	3/22/2004 3:40:08 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A friend just told me about a new instructional Golf Book by Bobby Rusher. I haven't seen a copy yet, however I did see a flyer, and from the list of Chapters, it looks like it might be one in which you might have some interest. The title is "How to Line up Your 4th Putt" by BOBBY RUSHER. Here are some of the more notable chapters: 1. How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee. 2. How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker. 3. How to get more distance out of a shank. 4. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings. 5. Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk. 6. Crying and how to handle it. 7. How to rationalize a 7 hour round. 8. How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water. 9. How to make hitting short of the ladies tee, sexy. 10. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed. 11. How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee. 12. When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent. 13. God and the meaning of the double bogey. BOBBY is now working on the book's sequel, "When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever"