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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ManyMoose who wrote (24)	7/14/2004 9:01:56 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

If we had a ban on geriatric jokes, you'd be in trouble. :-) ============================================================ An attractive woman found herself alone in the elevator with a lawyer. "I could push this red button, get down on my knees and give you the best blow job of your life," she purred. He thought a minute and said, "I'm sure you could - but what's in it for me?" =============================================================== AND, for the record, I want to point out I did not add ONE WORD that made that a political joke! :-)

To: ManyMoose who wrote (24)	7/14/2004 9:12:25 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 1755

"When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license. "He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, 'I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture.' "The clerk looked at his picture closely. 'It's okay,' he reassured the man: 'That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway.'"