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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (240)	8/3/2004 1:35:04 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 1755

Smart***! How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac? She'll make love the same day she had her hair done. What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers? Sorority girls cost less per score. What's the difference between a sorority girl and a phone booth? You need a quarter to use the phone. What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in? "Have another beer." What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her look more attractive? Her ankles. Why does a sorority girl wear underwear? To keep her ankles warm.