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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jagfan who wrote (363)	8/10/2004 9:29:32 PM
From: ManyMoose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

Well, if I could be a mouse (or bird, whatever), I'd be a titmouse. Certainly, if there's a man of that kind, I'd be that kind. Florida is one of those states that you don't think of as cattle country, but produces more beef than Montana, probably Texas. Also you don't think of it as a forestry state, but it produces a lot of wood. Are you still a practicing forester? In Florida? Sorry, Laz, can't think of a joke to go along with it.

To: Jagfan who wrote (363)	8/10/2004 11:50:47 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1755

A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homes where they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know. Then St. Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. St Peter says "Here you go" and goes to leave when the forester says "Waitaminute!, how come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?" St. Peter says: "Well, Foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before." ============================================================== Hey, I think that's the only joke in existence about foresters!