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To: mph who wrote (420)8/17/2004 9:56:52 PM
From: Oral Roberts  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1755
 
Army Issue

Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a mountain man was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On his third day the Army issued him a jock strap.

The Army is still looking for him.



To: mph who wrote (420)9/1/2004 3:26:56 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1755
 
The classified ad said, "Wanted: CEO needs a one armed consultant, with a social sciences degree and five years of experience."

The man who won the job asked, "I understand most of the qualifications you required, but why 'one armed'?"

The CEO answered, "I have had many consultants, and I am tired of hearing with each advice the phrase 'on the other hand'."


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