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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karin who wrote (469)	8/25/2004 9:59:05 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 1755

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice. But the next day, the same thing happens: The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Again the man ignores the voice, but he’s becoming increasingly upset, and the third time he hears the voice, he succumbs to the pressure. He quits his job, sells his house, takes his money, and heads to Las Vegas. The moment the man gets off the plane in Vegas, the voice tells him, "Go to Harrah’s." He hops in a cab and rushes over to the casino, where the voice tells him, "Go to the roulette table." The man does as he is told. When he gets to the roulette table, the voice tells him, "Put all your money on 17." Nervously, the man cashes in all his money for chips and then puts them on 17. "Now watch," says the voice. The dealer wishes the man good luck and spins the roulette wheel. Around and around the ball caroms. The man anxiously watches the ball as it slowly loses speed until finally it settles into number . . . 21. The voice says, "SHIT."

To: Karin who wrote (469)	8/29/2004 5:35:19 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Respond to of 1755

Why Cats Are Better Than Men A CAT always hits the litter box. Better chance of training a CAT. No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it. You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother. If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you. A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner. You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails. It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend. You don't have to worry about your CAT turning into a pig when you host a party. A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is. If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.